You Know You Are a Health Professional When...

• You have no problem sleeping with a box of human bones under your bed.
• You have run after a patient at least once.
• You have run from a doctor, who asks stupid questions, at least once.
• You have no problem discussing sepsis, gangrene, catheters and stomas at the lunch table.
• You find fainting in a ward round common place.
• You have been bitten at least once.
• You have a medical file at the hospital you work at.
• You have been the pseudo mother/father of at least one abandoned baby and you were left heartbroken when the baby was eventually discharged.

 That's all.