Saturday, October 22, 2011

Why I Deserve a Lower Car Insurance Premium

  • I carry a hand made funnel, for petrol emergencies, in my boot.
  • I know where my fuse box is.
  • I know what a fuse box is.
  • I know how to change a fuse (all thanks to a helpful friend).
  • I drove into a boom-gate and came out unscathed.
  • I am able to change a tyer and jump start a car (both involve flashing some leg).
  • I've misplaced my car but always end up finding it eventually.


That's all.

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