Overheard in a ward round:
Doctor: Mr L why are you so angry with the nurses?
Mr L: These strange women come into my room at all hours of the night and fiddle with me!
Doctor: Mr L the nurses have to come in and take your blood pressure.
Mr L: For what?! I have WATER running through these veins NOT BLOOD!
Doctor: (Sigh). Ok. Mr L do you remember how you got that bruise on your arm?
Mr L: No.
Doctor: You fell in the shower last week.
Mr L: That wasn't me. It was one of my other three personas.
That's all.
Jaco laughed so much at this post :)
ReplyDeleteHehe. This is one of my favourite patients! I think he has dementia but no old age home will take him as he says quite scary things sometimes...
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