Born This Way

Some people cannot understand why I am always sleepy. What they do not understand is that this is and has always been a part of my personality:


One afternoon, when I was 4 years old, I wanted to have a nap but my mother refused to let me sleep until I had eaten my lunch. My mother placed me at the kitchen table in front of a plate of scrambled eggs and tomotoe sauce and left the room. A few minutes later she returned to find me sleeping with my face in the plate of scrambled eggs and tomotoe sauce. Up until this day I do not eat scrambled eggs and tomotoe sauce...


That's all