One Inappropriate Weekend

1 long weekend + 1 wedding + 1 party of crazy friends (that is the real collective noun of friends believe it or not) = random memories to last a lifetime.
Here are a few quotes from that weekend:

• "You not as regular as me."

• "Be a salmon, first you go upstream, then you have sex, then you die. It's not so bad!"

• "Dasheen- an Indian name."

• "Gallstones are pretty."

• "Nebneb- the sound of a mating stallion."

• "Slumboes- a slumber party for hobos."

• "Don't trip."

• "Use my protection stick."

• "...and they psych, so what would they know."

• "I'd love it if you stuffed money in my pants."

• "Ons gaan nou braai...maar as die weer sleg is gaan ons nou..."

• "Wetward."

• "Wiggle wiggle."

• "You are squashing my potatoes."

• "You can have my mangoes."

• "Yours is so big... that's what she said...

• (Laughing really loudly at the speech) "What did she say?" "I have no idea."

• "A sadist... oh someone who worships Satan."

• "Isn't that called a domanatrix?"

• "I control your tan line."

• "That child is too self-assured to be adopted."

• "That little boy would be so cute if he wasn't a kwashi."

• "Up your bum!"

• "What is it?" "Its a cocaine strip." "What does it smell like?" "Paper."

• 'You're soft...like a marshmallow."

• "May your year be full of sunshine and ramps."

• "You are so thin, I don't know where to hold."

• "I love embryos."

• "There is no lock on the bathroom door...please control your emotions."

That's all.