Easter Teachings

Under no circumstance is it acceptable to eat hot cross buns on any other day besides Good Friday, in a psychiatric unit.

That's all.

Pucker Up

To express her gratitude and say goodbye, my 76 year old patient with shark teeth, planted a big one on my lips, on her way out.

That's all.

One Random Day

• While speaking to the sister in charge, a female patient did what looked to be a rain dance around me while making spitting motions. What makes this really strange is that I didn't even notice until the nurse warned me to be careful.

• During a group a courier came to deliver a package I was expecting. At first I mistook  the courier as patient wanting to make an appointment. I quickly realised my error and while signing for the package the courier told the group who was waiting for me, he too was where they are and they shouldn't give up hope.

That's all.

Virgin Cocktail

Patron: What virgin cocktails do you have?

Waiter: Fruit cocktail.

Patron: (Bursts out laughing)

Waiter: (Serious face)

Patron: Ummm ok  I'll give it a miss. I'm driving tonight.

That's all.