Wednesday, April 25, 2012

Get Your Dance On

These are a few of my favourite dance scenes from movies:

Napoleon Dynamite in Napoleon Dynamite


Latrell Spencer in White Chicks


Reuben Feffer in Along Came Polly


Alfred Brenaman in Hitch


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The Girl Who Wasn't There

Discussion that occurred in a ward round:


OT: Doctor I would like to discuss Simon with you.


Doctor: Yes! Out of all the patients in the ward I think he needs OT most urgently!


OT: (Sigh) Doctor I have been treating Simon for nearly a year now... I was the one who actually suggested he be admitted because I feared he was relapsing.


Doctor: (Thinks for a few seconds)... Are you Nadine?


OT: Yes I am...


Doctor: Oh my word! He has been asking for you for weeks! We always thought you were one of his delusions.


OT: No, I am very much a real person...


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The Love Boat

As this is meant to be an anonymous blog I prefer not to use real names or add pictures of people in my life but this one was just too good not share!

Love Boat



Love Boat: The Sequel




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Cute Kid

I love this little girls covers' of popular songs. I actually like this version better than the original. What do you think?


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The Once Was a Man Who...

  • Believed he was an apple.
  • Mistook his wife for the goat next door (I believe in some situations this could be an honest mistake).

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Sunday, April 15, 2012

A 2003 Virgin

After a waiter (who calls himself the wine specialist) explained the wine list, in great depth, to the table, he began to get annoyed when he realised the table was probably not going to order any wine. To ease the tension the following comments were made:


Diner 1: I'd like the 2003 virgin.


Diner 2: I think she is a little young.


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Dolphin Man

Someone made me think of this scene from the movie 'Bedazzled' recently. It really is very funny.

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Awkward

Is when your cellphone rings repeatedly, while you are having your eyes tested by the optometrist...and your ring tone is 'Sexy and I Know it'.


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