Trailblazer

After this acceptance speech at the MTV Movie Awards, Emma Stone solidified her title as one of my favourite actresses:

“So, I looked up the actual definition of trailblazer, and it means ‘someone who blazes a trail to be followed by others.’ And that’s an honor that you’re associated with a concept like that, but the only thing I can hope that something like this award inspires is originality. Because the trailblazers that I’ve looked up to and been inspired by are people like Gilda Radnor and Bill Murray and John Candy; and Charlie Chaplin, and the Beatles, and J.D. Salinger; and Lorne Michaels, who reminds me of the importance of comedy; and Cameron Crowe, whose work consistently reminds me why I want to be an actor. Those people are my creative trailblazers, but I’m not following any of their paths. What’s incredible about them is they make me want to be more myself, because they’re all originals. And I hope that you’ll find your trailblazers — and trust me, I do not need to be one of them, I probably shouldn’t be — but that you’ll continue to harness your own originality and what makes you unique. Because I know that when you’re a teenager, and even sometimes when you’re an adult, what sets you apart can feel like a burden. And it’s not; a lot of the time, it’s what makes you great.” - Emma Stone

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Get Your Dance On

These are a few of my favourite dance scenes from movies:

Napoleon Dynamite in Napoleon Dynamite

Latrell Spencer in White Chicks

Reuben Feffer in Along Came Polly

Alfred Brenaman in Hitch

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The Girl Who Wasn't There

Discussion that occurred in a ward round:


OT: Doctor I would like to discuss Simon with you.


Doctor: Yes! Out of all the patients in the ward I think he needs OT most urgently!


OT: (Sigh) Doctor I have been treating Simon for nearly a year now... I was the one who actually suggested he be admitted because I feared he was relapsing.


Doctor: (Thinks for a few seconds)... Are you Nadine?


OT: Yes I am...


Doctor: Oh my word! He has been asking for you for weeks! We always thought you were one of his delusions.


OT: No, I am very much a real person...


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The Love Boat

As this is meant to be an anonymous blog I prefer not to use real names or add pictures of people in my life but this one was just too good not share!

Love Boat

Love Boat: The Sequel

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Cute Kid

I love this little girls covers' of popular songs. I actually like this version better than the original. What do you think?

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The Once Was a Man Who...

• Believed he was an apple.

• Mistook his wife for the goat next door (I believe in some situations this could be an honest mistake).

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A 2003 Virgin

After a waiter (who calls himself the wine specialist) explained the wine list, in great depth, to the table, he began to get annoyed when he realised the table was probably not going to order any wine. To ease the tension the following comments were made:


Diner 1: I'd like the 2003 virgin.


Diner 2: I think she is a little young.


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